Three men in the army are doing target practice. First guy has a rifle,
second guy has a really sharp knife to throw and the third guy has a
grenade.
The first guy shoots his gun, totally misses the target, and a little
boy comes in crying. “why are you crying?” the guy with the gun asks
the little boy. “My brother just got shot out of nowhere.” The second
guy throws the knife, totally misses, and a man in a tux comes in
crying. “why are you crying?” the man with the knife asked. “i was
about to get married when my fiance` got stabbed outta nowhere.” The
third guy threw the grenade, totally missed, and a blond come in
cracking up. “why are you laughing??” the man with the grenade asked.
“I FARTED AND MY HOUSE EXPLODED!!”