MickeyJoe enters from the crowd and placed himself on the leather seat
and made himself comfortable. The lights dimmed and a spot light
pointed at his face.
Magnus said "MickeyJoe, What Subject are you studying?."
MickeyJoe responded, "Irish History".
Very well said Magnus, Your first Question: "In what year did the 'Easter Rising take Place?'
MickeyJoe responds .."Pass"
"OK" said Magnus, "Who was the Leader of the Easter Rising?"
MickeyJoe Responds .."Pass"
"OK" said Magnus, How long did the Easter Rising Last?"
MickeyJoe Responds.. "Pass"
Instantly, a voice shout from the Crowd, "Good Man MickeyJoe... Tell the English bastard nothing..."
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Fifteen minutes after the Titanic sank, Michael and Patrick find
themselves hugging a piece of wreckage from the great ship. The water
is freezing, sharks are swimming nearby, and, of course, the Titanic is
long gone.
"Oh well," says Michael, "It could have been worse."
"Worse? How could it have been worse?" screams Pat.
"We could have bought return tickets."
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For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his reply to the lady who
interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws
you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC
interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a
Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
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"Only two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity. And I am not sure about the former." - GAURAV 
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:41 am
cant think of.
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say to the iceberg 
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go to dance?
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when their father brings fish 
home for dinner?
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