Two men are talking in the bar sharing their sob stories. One man says, "I had the worst Freudian Slip the other day."
The other man responds, "What is a Freudian Slip?"
"You know, it's when you mean to say one thing, but you say something
else that reveals what you are really thinking about. Like the other
day I was at the airport and this really beautiful lady was helping me.
Instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh', I asked her for
"two Pickets to Tittsburgh."
The second replies, "Oh, now I know what you're talking about. It's
like the other day when I was having breakfast with my wife. I wanted
her to pass me the Orange Juice, and instead I said, "YOU RUINED MY
LIFE YOU STUPID WITCH"
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3 mice in a pub having a mouse to mouse talk. Who's the toughest? first
mouse says he is, "I go up to the mousetraps and as the bar comes down
I benchpress it 30 times and throw it across the room!" 2nd. mouse
says: "you poof! I get rat poison, crush it into powder & snort
it." 3rd mouse finishes his beer, gets up and walks to the door, where
are you going? asked the other 2 "home to sh*g the cat!"
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Two guys in London were sitting down for a break in the store they were
fitting out, ready to open the following week. As yet, the store wasn't
ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is
going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're
selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Irish accent
asked "What are you sellin' here?”.
One of the men replied sarcastically
"We're selling arseholes."
Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said
"You are doing well so ... only two left!"
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"Only two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity. And I am not sure about the former." - GAURAV 
Subject: Freudian Slip !!! 
Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:07 pm
