http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/-t1.htm post your jokes here Mon, 20 Oct 2008 11:14:21 GMT 10 http://i31.servimg.com/u/f31/11/71/81/75/plihea12.jpg http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/-t1.htm http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/i-hope-you-will-laugh-t327.htm shree69 arm.
The bartender says “Hey, were did you get the pig?”
She says “It’s not a pig it’s a duck.”
He says “I was talking to the duck”]]> Jokes & Humour Mon, 20 Oct 2008 11:14:21 GMT http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/i-hope-you-will-laugh-t327.htm#2813 http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/i-hope-you-will-laugh-t327.htm http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/here-is-part-2-t180.htm gaurav100in MickeyJoe enters from the crowd and placed himself on the leather seat and made himself comfortable. The lights dimmed and a spot light pointed at his face. Magnus said "MickeyJoe, What Subject are you studying?." MickeyJoe responded, "Irish History". Very well said Magnus, Your first Question: "In what year did the 'Easter Rising take Place?' MickeyJoe responds .."Pass" "OK" said Magnus, "Who was the Leader of the Easter Rising?" MickeyJoe ... Jokes & Humour Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:41:07 GMT http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/here-is-part-2-t180.htm#1008 http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/here-is-part-2-t180.htm http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/smiley-spam-t157.htm jammmm lol Jokes & Humour Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:17:35 GMT http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/smiley-spam-t157.htm#783 http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/smiley-spam-t157.htm http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/freudian-slip-t172.htm gaurav100in Two men are talking in the bar sharing their sob stories. One man says, "I had the worst Freudian Slip the other day." The other man responds, "What is a Freudian Slip?" "You know, it's when you mean to say one thing, but you say something else that reveals what you are really thinking about. Like the other day I was at the airport and this really beautiful lady was helping me. Instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh', I asked her for "two ... Jokes & Humour Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:07:55 GMT http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/freudian-slip-t172.htm#914 http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/freudian-slip-t172.htm http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/this-is-for-badava-jackye-t153.htm shree69 SIX TRUTHS OF LIFE!!! 1. You can not touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try to touch their teeth with their tongue. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You will soon forward this to another idiot. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. Jokes & Humour Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:51:04 GMT http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/this-is-for-badava-jackye-t153.htm#731 http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/this-is-for-badava-jackye-t153.htm http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/philosophy-class-t164.htm gaurav100in A college student was in a philosophy class, where there was a class discussion about whether or not God exists, The professor had the following logic: "Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke. "Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke. "Has anyone in this class seen God?" When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, "Then there is no God." The student did not like the sound of this at all, and asked for permission ... Jokes & Humour Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:52:18 GMT http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/philosophy-class-t164.htm#847 http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/philosophy-class-t164.htm http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/naughty-mind-high-expectations-t162.htm gaurav100in It was professor smith's first day at St. Johns medical college as a faculty. Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students, where he received a warm welcome from the students, followed by their intro.. To start with, he planned to put forth a question to the class. He said, "Well students, before we start off with today's lecture, let me ask you a simple question on human anatomy". He gazed across the classroom, spotted ... Jokes & Humour Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:11:20 GMT http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/naughty-mind-high-expectations-t162.htm#826 http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/naughty-mind-high-expectations-t162.htm http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/favourite-cow-t131.htm gaurav100in A farmer named Seamus had a road traffic accident was questioning Seamus. 'Didn't you say, to the Garda at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?' Asked the solicitor. Seamus responded, 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the...' 'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?' Seamus said, 'Well, I had just got ... Jokes & Humour Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:22:55 GMT http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/favourite-cow-t131.htm#588 http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/favourite-cow-t131.htm http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/manual-t128.htm john23 ]]> Jokes & Humour Sun, 17 Feb 2008 14:57:32 GMT http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/manual-t128.htm#568 http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/manual-t128.htm http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/cool-jokes-t127.htm gaurav100in 1. Galileo used 2 study in small lamp, Graham Bel used 2 study in Candle, Shkspeare used 2 study in Street lite, Muze ye samaj nahi ata, "SAALE DIN MAIN MAKKHI MARTE THE KYA ?" 2. American aged 70 married 21yr old girl, He had baby evry year & said that his engine was turbo. Whn 5th was born, Nurse said, "Check Engine oil, Baby is Black!!" 3. How did an INTELLIGENT BOY PROPOSE to a GiRl ?? He TOOK the GiRL ALONG with him on a BOAT & ... Jokes & Humour Sun, 17 Feb 2008 12:57:01 GMT http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/cool-jokes-t127.htm#564 http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/cool-jokes-t127.htm http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/smarty-hiting-forums-t125.htm gaurav100in GUYS PLS. LAUGHH AT JOKES !!!!! 1. Wife : Kyon ji ! Jab bhi main apke pas ati hoon to aap Chashma pahen lete ho? Husband : Doctor ne kaha hai jab SIRDARD aye to Chashma pahen lena .... 2. Conductor : Bacche ka ticket lagega.. Lady : Abhi to ye meri nipple chusta hai. Conductor : nipple to uska baap bhi chusta hoga, to kya woh bhi free mein jayega ??? 3. संता : कल मुझे ... Jokes & Humour Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:31:42 GMT http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/smarty-hiting-forums-t125.htm#551 http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/smarty-hiting-forums-t125.htm http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/again-sardarji-is-back-t122.htm warlord61
sardarji got confused and lauughed so loudly...

Sardarji: How can u be tht?? I don't have any child...

]]> Jokes & Humour Sat, 16 Feb 2008 05:48:15 GMT http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/again-sardarji-is-back-t122.htm#538 http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/again-sardarji-is-back-t122.htm http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/survey-t119.htm warlord61 There was a educational survey in city. Survey was abt the reading vacation time given to appropriate discipline. Three students r included in this survey....one is lwyer,one is medical student and one is engineering student. First medical student is given syllabus and asked howmch time he wud take to finish it. He replies "Ohh too mch..i will take at least 6 months to finish it" Then next turn is of lawyer. Same question is asked to him by giving his syllabus. He ... Jokes & Humour Fri, 15 Feb 2008 04:55:41 GMT http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/survey-t119.htm#520 http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/survey-t119.htm http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/engineers-vs-lawyers-t117.htm Anonymous 7 Engineers and 7 Lawyers are going from PUNE to Mumbai.... So both groups gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority . SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI): -------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------- - 7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 Lawyers buy all 7 tickets.. Lawyers are desperately waiting for TC to come...... When TC arrives, All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks, ... Jokes & Humour Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:22:43 GMT http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/engineers-vs-lawyers-t117.htm#511 http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/engineers-vs-lawyers-t117.htm http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/sardarji-in-trouble-t106.htm warlord61 One sardarji has purchased a new car even he doesn't know to drive. He is not able to park it properly and always gets accident . In tht way his car got compressed from both the side bcoz of accident. Now he goes to a garrage and called mechanic . Unluckily mechanic is also sardar . He saw car and gave sardarji (car owner) a solution to decompress car easily . He told him tht he can decompress by giving air to car from its silencer (exhaust) and it will be fine. Sardarji started ... Jokes & Humour Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:42:34 GMT http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/sardarji-in-trouble-t106.htm#446 http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/sardarji-in-trouble-t106.htm http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/filmy-joke-t105.htm warlord61
Shashi : Mere pas bhi bangla hai , gadi hai..

Amitabh : To sale maa kiske pas hai??

]]> Jokes & Humour Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:31:11 GMT http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/filmy-joke-t105.htm#442 http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/filmy-joke-t105.htm http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/clever-dog-t69.htm Anonymous Clever Dog A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dog thinks, "Boy, I'm in deep doo doo now." Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones ... Jokes & Humour Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:24:56 GMT http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/clever-dog-t69.htm#252 http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/clever-dog-t69.htm http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/women-s-liberation-movement-t74.htm razorsharp some nice cartoons explaining how intelligent the fairer sex is..........we all love em and can't live without em but women's lib is a joke and we know it....right guys.......i dont say that guys are better but just smarter when it comes to everything......muahahahaha by the way DARLING I LOVED THOSE CARTOONS...hehehehe!EAT THIS!!!!!lol! Jokes & Humour Sat, 19 Jan 2008 17:12:39 GMT http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/women-s-liberation-movement-t74.htm#295 http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/women-s-liberation-movement-t74.htm http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/some-funny-lawyer-cartoons-t73.htm Anonymous Jokes & Humour Sat, 19 Jan 2008 06:36:16 GMT http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/some-funny-lawyer-cartoons-t73.htm#290 http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/some-funny-lawyer-cartoons-t73.htm http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/marvellous-answer-t98.htm warlord61 A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage,"Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his ... Jokes & Humour Sun, 03 Feb 2008 04:08:25 GMT http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/marvellous-answer-t98.htm#403 http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/marvellous-answer-t98.htm http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/i-feel-like-a-woman-t72.htm razorsharp Feel like a woman On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel ... Jokes & Humour Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:39:56 GMT http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/i-feel-like-a-woman-t72.htm#280 http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/i-feel-like-a-woman-t72.htm http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/lawyer-doctor-t71.htm Anonymous This is one of my fav. jokes. This incident actually happened in a court. Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the post-mortem, did you check for a pulse?" Doctor: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?" Doctor: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?" Doctor: "No." Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the post-mortem?" Doctor: ... Jokes & Humour Fri, 18 Jan 2008 08:02:36 GMT http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/lawyer-doctor-t71.htm#275 http://pli-7958.forumotion.com/jokes-humour-f13/lawyer-doctor-t71.htm